please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I have already put on my inside pants.
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