I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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