he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
