hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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