his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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