Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
God, I missed his penis.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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