To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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