is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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