Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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