Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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