It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I would fuck him just for his dog
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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