Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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