People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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