I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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