My Higher Power is John Stamos
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
