Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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