You're completely useless in the revolution.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Randomize
