Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Boobs are out for the taking
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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