She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The Olympian is in my bed
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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