pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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