So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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