Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
worst night to have a conscience
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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