With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi