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• (718): View more from New York

  They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.

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  That's my new pick up line call me a polish name

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.

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