She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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