Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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