yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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