CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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