I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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