I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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