How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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