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Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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