Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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