Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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