me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
