I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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