the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm at about main and main street
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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