Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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