marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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