some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Randomize