things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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