I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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