with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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