i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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