guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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