I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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