kristin has been a bad kristin
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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