My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious