are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"