maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?