Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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