she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
