weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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