HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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