i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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