David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
i believe in u and ur pee
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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