He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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