do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
