When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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